Lorena is just your run of the mill Latina that gets confused for a white man on the regular. Aside from white male privilege, Lorena enjoys looking at her hair in the mirror, willing it to grow longer. Has she mentioned she gets confused for a white man?

If you feel like catching Lorena in real time, technically you can’t, because this Lorena is a clone of the original Lorena who…no one has seen in years. Her friends/family are very concerned. You can find clone Lorena working at the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, hosting burrito related jokes on Chipotle’s Snapchat channel, as well as writing, acting, and shooting videos for her comedy channel @QuesoDigital.

If anyone has any information on not clone Lorena’s whereabouts please contact the local authorities. Or, contact no one and have your very own secret! Dealer’s choice!